The Brilliance!


We’re really internet and we’re really back. A website about things Benjamin , Chuck , Virgil , and various friends & guests think are interesting. Little-to-no specific focus, a bit odd, speling errors, and incredibly culturally relevant.


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Ben’s emails to me


Message: This guy has 137 jets, 416 houses, 16 platinum cards, 800 gold cards, 3 black cards, 2 uranium cards, 8000+ cars, he has 23 trained snipers following him wherever he is at all times - some have silent jet packs, 253 yachts, 400 jet skis, 2 space rockets that go 40,000 mph, he owns over 6000 cell phones, he changes clothes 27 times a day to stay fresh, he had bionic eyes implanted giving him the ability to see in 4 dimensions, he owns over half of the atlantic ocean which he explores using one of his 60 maybach brand submarines, he had an entire bubble city built under the ocean for vacations, he has 700 pet lemurs that each have their own driven range rover, he has a special ultra-premium gas mixed for his cars that allow them to all go over 1000 mph and sometimes fly depending on weather, steve jobs is his best friend so he has over 2 billion songs on a custom-made 400 teraflopagigabit ipod that is completely see-thru because its made out of a solid diamond, he is building a mansion on one of the rings of saturn that will have a 300 screen movie theatre in it, he has over 6000 meetings everyday managed by his 500 assistants.